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“On a totally unrelated note, I’m a Cubs fan and really enjoying being on the other side of a Dusty Baker meltdown”

How in the fuck is a dumbass shitbird like you out of the grays

Nah, you’re right. The only reason to go there is PFT Commenter. Pardon My Take is pretty good too

Ok, sure, you’re right about that. But they’ve clearly been doing this for a while; the fact taht they can’t figure out how to pace a typical page at this point tells me that they don’t care, more than a lack of being “professional.”

He looks like Frosty the Snowman if Frosty were made out of mayo

It’s kind of incredible that, after who knows how many strips, they still have absolutely no idea how to pace and format the artwork. It makes American-formatted manga look like a sensible and logical layout

There have been two times in my life where someone has used the n-word around me in a “THOSE people, amirite?!?” sort of way (I’m white). One of those was from when I was waiting tables, and my Mexican manager came up to me and said to keep an eye on my [n-word] table. This is a guy who was on an employment visa after

Go stick your head in the dirt and don’t come back til roots are locking your fucking jaws shut. Nobody cares about you or your trash opinion

Ahhhhhh I love this game. The dialogue is incredibly high quality, the puzzles are legitimately puzzling, the characters are all really well-sketched, and there’s enough mystery that my gf and I were legitimately freaked out by some of the stuff we were seeing. PHENOMENAL game; buy it twice

Works with any canned fish, too. I love it with kippers

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You’re an idiot twice. This site isn’t biased, and Mariota’s Samoan

An even better tuna salad: can tuna, parsley, olive oil, capers, lemon juice (maybe some zest), maybe some cucumber or celery for crunch . . . with some saltines, it’s AWESOME

Alabama BBQ sauce is the shit. Get some pulled chicken, mix it up . . . mmmmmmmmm. Now I want to make some right now

Oh my god this is so trashy and awfully designed. I MUST HAVE IT

It is CONSISTENTLY the best-illustrated and least-funny comic in here

I’m going to go out on a limb and assume that you don’t actually listen to his music. Or rap music. Or anything besides Nickelback and Luke Bryan

Like 5 years ago I was walking down the street thinking about nothing in particular, when, like Paul walking down the road, I had a sudden epiphany: Laura on Family Matters SUCKED. Like, for no reason whatsoever.

What’s funny is that ALL the games from that general era were fucking AWFUL about save points. The evolution of intelligent save spots is one of the overlooked leaps forward in video games nowadays

Guys. Are you serious right now. That’s CLEARLY an episode of Ebro In The Morning, not the fucking Breakfast Club. Maybe actually watch the clip next time?