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Should I get fried chicken or pizza tonight?

Do you guys watch Difficult People

Which ex-Deadspinner do you guys miss the most? I’m guessing Tommy

This is so cool. I’m not even that big a DBZ fan but Arc is killing it with this game

My cousin had that shirt (we’re part Lithuanian) and I’m STILL jealous of him

Holy cow, this is just a feel-good story

I don’t even know what to say. That’s one of the most worst ideas I could possibly imagine. It defies the idea of financial common sense

Kaboom. It’s amazing how their machines start working after you tell them you don’t have any other way to pay, so it’s a credit card or a free ride

Wait wait wait . . . people are rolling cars over every 3-4 years, but they’re locking in 84 month loans for said cars???

He’s a tall guy who can dish all around the court, and he’s not going to be a liability defensively. That’s a pretty rare skill set (off the top of my head, I can only think of peak Joakim Noah, and he wasn’t nearly as good at passing), so he’ll go high

You’re kidding me. The Mets have him on the books for the next 18 years???

There are times where I honestly can’t figure out how Karlie has reached the level that she has

Dying. +1

Wait, is she related to Brittany Griner?

How many more years does he have left on that contract? It’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard of, so I want to know how long I can continue to make jokes about it

Listen, I HATED this playoff season. Hated it. But to say it wasn’t special is absurd; this is one of the most dominant teams of all time, period. Easily top 5, and you could argue top 2 or 3

Upstate NY is the shit, that’s true. Great breweries, gorgeous views, surprisingly good restaurants, friendly people.

Raccoons are overgrown furry pigeons, and I will drop kick any one who comes near me

I’ll just say I was MIGHTY impressed with Spider Man, and it looks like they’ve got the tone just right