Upstate NY is the shit, that’s true. Great breweries, gorgeous views, surprisingly good restaurants, friendly people.

Raccoons are overgrown furry pigeons, and I will drop kick any one who comes near me

I’ll just say I was MIGHTY impressed with Spider Man, and it looks like they’ve got the tone just right

This is brilliant

This game looks unbelievable. I try to stay off the hype train with ambitious games like this, but HOLY CRAP I want it so bad

He is!

Great work. You’re way more articulate than I am, but there’s something pleasing about incorporating the hatch into the brake lights instead of trying to have a “false trunk” like the 5GT up top. Having that length in the rear works for a sedan, but looks fat in a crossover

Fucking FACTS

Anthem looks gorgeous, but I have SERIOUS doubts about whether it can deliver. Also, the world doesn’t need another Destiny clone

This would be more effective if it was Ivanka

Your pepper spray sounds like soup

I know this is the internet, and “why would you lie,” etc, but I truly and honestly don’t believe you. How could you not talk about ANYTHING political nowadays???

Rare confirmation that Mario and Carmen Sandiego, the two cornerstones of my youth, exist in the same universe

“Months in the Capcom universe are canonically 45 days long”

Jesus christ, that’s not even remotely the point here...

Neutral: I’m REALLY trying hard to see why the unions are taking this stance. Do they think that a Republican administration is going to flip on its traditional economic viewpoint because of CAMPAIGN PROMISES?

Dammit. I had my knives all sharpened and ready to go, but this actually could be pretty amazing.

It looks like a quicker, more open Arkham game, which for me is a HUGE “take my money” scenario

I really want to buy into this take (KD can eat a plastic bag), but I can’t stop thinking that Unfrozen Caveman Zaza Pachulia will just so happen to have his foot sticking out under Lebron when the King is landing. This game tonight is going to feel inevitable