I really liked that game (and I’m terrible at FPSes), but: they had better make picking up ammo automatic in this sequel. Having to press a button while running around to pick up something was a PAIN in the ass. There’s a reason you automatically pick it up in like every other FPS ever

My biggest beef, honestly, was the timing of the game. I’m a huge NBA fan, haven’t missed a Finals in like 15 years, and I couldn’t give two shits about the game at first. Then they schedule Game 3 at a time that’s tough for East Coasters, and impossible for me because I wake up at 5. They played in Cleveland! Why so…

So, this guy is wearing faded black jeans with some kind of pattern embroidered/printed on around the cuffs, red boots (cowboy?), a too-small t-shirt with what looks like a tribal yin-yang, a belt with ostensibly the same bizarre symbol, an eyepatch, and a leather cloak held up by a chain wrapped around his sterna,…

You forgot to add “barely watchable”

GREAT work, Jason. Really enjoyable read.

I saw Alien: Covenant in 4DX. It was . . . weird. Not sure I’d recommend it, but there are other movies I can see it working for. Captain EO was my first thought too, but the millennial I went with had no idea what I was talking about. Damn youths

Seriously! Gee, I wonder who the “Nameless Dreamer” with feathery blond hair and a “Jecht Shot” could POSSIBLY be???

Jesus, this argument is asinine. Europe has proven themselves as a whole far better at handling peaceful demonstrations. The US violently puts down completely peaceful demonstrations by African Americans on a regular basis; Europe doesn’t

I’m slowly coming around to this point of view as well. Germany has a ban against Nazi speech, and it doesn’t seem to have created a total crackdown on right to demonstrate.

Wait, he thinks we want him to STOP using Twitter? Everything he tweets fucks up his entire stance on things; the people who want him to stop work for him

On top of that, this is only good marketing for Subaru as a whole. Attractive lady, with a frankly dope wrap, doing fun things with her fun car, who DOESN’T strip down to show off her car . . . I mean, entire advertising campaigns have been made with less

I didn’t have a Vita back in the day, and I played GoWIII on a friend’s PS3. Wait, can I play the Vita GoWs on my PS4???

I didn’t have a Vita back in the day, and I played GoWIII on a friend’s PS3. Wait, can I play the Vita GoWs on my…

I could talk for days about what an abomination that game is. The weapons all feel the same (except the lionhead gloves), it gets WAY too gory and gross, events from the Vita games are discussed (who the hell played those???), and it occasionally gets too busy onscreen to see anything. God, I hated that game

I could talk for days about what an abomination that game is. The weapons all feel the same (except the lionhead…

This game is a hot bundle of shit, and you missed out on nothing by skipping the rest. I finished it because A. I’m stubborn, and B. GoW II is probably my favorite game of all time, but MY GOD did I hate having to slog through it

This game is a hot bundle of shit, and you missed out on nothing by skipping the rest. I finished it because A. I’m…

Bruins, Pens, Flyers. Fuck every single one of them

It’s still showing the price at $60. What am I missing?

It’s still showing the price at $60. What am I missing?

“Elaine Chao is fairly competent at least.”

I used to work at the flagship REI in Seattle, and a guy came in, open carrying a .357. I utterly refused to have anything to do with him.

“That’s what everyone wants to see, some of the best players in the world go against each other”

NP. It’s just cheap enough to be a bit of a throwaway car, but the V12 and repaired everything give me enough hope that it’ll be fun for a decent amount of time