cervertus
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cervertus

This game is a hot bundle of shit, and you missed out on nothing by skipping the rest. I finished it because A. I’m stubborn, and B. GoW II is probably my favorite game of all time, but MY GOD did I hate having to slog through it

This game is a hot bundle of shit, and you missed out on nothing by skipping the rest. I finished it because A. I’m

Bruins, Pens, Flyers. Fuck every single one of them

It’s still showing the price at $60. What am I missing?

It’s still showing the price at $60. What am I missing?

“Elaine Chao is fairly competent at least.”

I used to work at the flagship REI in Seattle, and a guy came in, open carrying a .357. I utterly refused to have anything to do with him.

“That’s what everyone wants to see, some of the best players in the world go against each other”

NP. It’s just cheap enough to be a bit of a throwaway car, but the V12 and repaired everything give me enough hope that it’ll be fun for a decent amount of time

Sooooo . . . one out of three?

Nailed it 100%. +1

It’ll be like a twist on Dorian Grey, where Trump just saps our vitality, but keeps staying fat and semi-bald

That stood out to me too. Why does ANYONE want a footprint when it comes to their porn consumption???

They set that tone at about 10 games into the season

On top of that, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was a huge success relative to its budget

You’re not wrong, but the Russos had a whole shitload of TV experience before they got Cap. Not trying to “well, actually” but you can see they had an eye for specific experiences/references in their TV work (looking at you, Community)

It really sucks that Barstool is SO BAD, because I used to love PFT Commenter. Now I can’t read him because I have no desire to go through their awful site

Diablo 3 would like to have a word with you

Holy shit, I normally like what you write, but this entire comment is so ignorant of the context of Warhol/Lichtenstein that it almost reads as parody

To be fair, it was the smallest turkey in the grocery store

I had some help from one of my foodie roommates

*sees headline*