I used to work at the flagship REI in Seattle, and a guy came in, open carrying a .357. I utterly refused to have anything to do with him.

“That’s what everyone wants to see, some of the best players in the world go against each other”

NP. It’s just cheap enough to be a bit of a throwaway car, but the V12 and repaired everything give me enough hope that it’ll be fun for a decent amount of time

Sooooo . . . one out of three?

That stood out to me too. Why does ANYONE want a footprint when it comes to their porn consumption???

They set that tone at about 10 games into the season

It really sucks that Barstool is SO BAD, because I used to love PFT Commenter. Now I can’t read him because I have no desire to go through their awful site

Diablo 3 would like to have a word with you

Holy shit, I normally like what you write, but this entire comment is so ignorant of the context of Warhol/Lichtenstein that it almost reads as parody

To be fair, it was the smallest turkey in the grocery store

I had some help from one of my foodie roommates

*sees headline*

I once ate nearly an entire turkey. Cooked it up around lunch, had the whole thing for dinner

How has this not showed up in the Funbag????

I gave a shit in that I didn’t think the award was a complete piece of shit, but I never actually cared who won

Bobby. That first sentence.

Oof, you way overstated your case. Rayman Legends is fucking awesome, but I’d trade it in a heartbeat for some Mario

I’m seeing it more “redneck cult,” kinda grindhousey. I’m fucking IN if that’s the case

I don’t hate it, it’s a useful shorthand. But it’s definitely got some serious weaknesses

Iggy winning it completely invalidated the award in my eyes, both in the future and after the fact