I’ve been reading PA almost since the beginning and I’ve been debating just stopping reading it entire. It’s gotten incredibly lazy; pretty clear they’re running out of steam and way more interested in the business than the comic. But MAN, the comic was SO GOOD back in the day.

I was like 8 years old when Charles in Charge was on and EVEN THEN I remember thinking “women like this guy?”

Chance is still trying to make Billionaire Boys Club happen, and I appreciate him for it

I’m 99% sure the Joker’s voice has changed, so I’m going to say it’s a copycat Joker

I’m really not this much of a quibbler; I understand that speaking extemporaneously can be hard, especially if it’s not something you’re practiced/coached at. But this:

I didn’t play it as much as my brothers did when it came out, but wasn’t one of the big complaints that Roman called ALL THE TIME? That would get OLD really fast.

You would have a lot more of a point if the Bears didn’t trade away most of this year to move up one pick. It’s going to take another rebuilding phase to come back from the haul Pace just gave away

AHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THAT PLACE. Montana Bar was my favorite spot in all of Seattle; I think I got a burger there EVERY WEEKEND

You mean the square/ “tavern” cut? I’ve always been partial to Candlelite near Howard, but that’s mainly because that’s my dad’s favorite pizza spot

That’s on every street corner in Mexico. If you can get an elote, you can get this

This seems to be changing (SLOWLY), but I miss Chicago Italian beefs like nothing else, especially around festival season when they’re everywhere. And no matter how prevalent it gets (I think Shake Shack had one for a while), they A. never quite get the giardiniera to taste right, and B. they never offer the Combo…

I thought the reason she couldn’t move up is that she’s generally known as a huuuuuuuge bitch behind the scenes and she’s only just recently taken steps to fix that

I knew what article that was going to be even before that second paragraph. Remnick took an absolute chainsaw to the presidency; one of the most singularly devastating polemics I’ve ever read . . . AND THERE’S NO WAY TRUMP HAS TAKEN ANY OF IT TO HEART

I love this almost as much as I love the article. Truth bombs landing left and right

“Kushner, however, eschews MAGA paraphernalia and slogans in order to treat our democracy like a tech start up”

I get that, but A. you would be amazed at the amount of open space available in MN and what people do with it, and B. the price I quoted was in Chicago, which isn’t that far away and arguably was even more retrograde with regards to pot than Minnesota

That muffled yet high-pitched sound you hear is me simultaneously screaming and projectile vomiting

For a while, one of my go-to videos to watch when I was stoned was Pete winning HORSE against some of the greats. He always had a special shot in his back pocket that nobody else could account for, even right up to the end.

I don’t think we’ll EVER agree on why you didn’t need to quote the entire comment

Bahahahahaha, “something constructive”. I’m not “contributing” anything because that would be the same as arguing with a toddler. I don’t gain anything, I don’t change anyone’s mind, and I just look worse in the process.