cervertus
Cervertus
cervertus

Also, dude. You say in other comments how much you like the lore, but I promise you: DA:I is garbage on fire. It’s not even worth playing

My gf and I have beer and cheese tastings every so often, because it’s the jam and everyone deserves to realize that beer goes with cheese WAY better than wine

Sartori cheese is fucking garbage and sawdust wrapped in dairy. I LOVE Wisconsin, but their cheese game is FAR short of what you find in the Rogue Valley. This competition is roughly as relevant as the fucking Grammies

Good luck on getting through the backlog! It’s tough, but it feels SO GOOD to make progress on it

Attack on Titan is trash, but you need to get a fucking grip. Go find a hobby BESIDES shitting on what other people like

Man, me too. Charlie Hustle was one of the most naturally gifted baseball players of all time and his railroading is some old bullshit

Great stuff. It’s amazing what these titans of hitting really think about when they’re up at the plate and to hear how much they analyze it is a treat

If you’re one of those olds who complains about millennials, the root cause of your woes is right there in the header image

Pretty much everything you just said. I could balance a cinder block on the tip of my dick whenever I think about Russ having a better season than Oscar Robertson ever did. That’s MY Big O!

He’s perpetually got that “last guy at the bar” vibe going

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Huge ARod hater here. Alex Rodriguez is an outstanding baseball analyst, and I’m avidly looking forward to his second act as the best sportstalker on TV. That clip of him talking batting with Frank Thomas and Pete Rose was ELECTRIFYING

FACTS

I was in Bayonne a few weeks ago and at one point I saw a pickup truck on dualies with NJ plates waving around a Confederate flag. Like, you know NJ was in the Union, right? He must have wanted to broadcast that he was racist

As a longtime rider of the MTA, your av is fucking slaying me. Consider given a permanent +1

Fucking FACTS

Totally fair. Did La La Land get a boost from being involved in a controversy too?

The part that got me was that it needed the Oscars fuck up to succeed, not that it would have received a bounce from winning all the awardz

I don’t know if you meant to do this, but honestly that comment reads really dismissive of the quality of the movie

Well, I’m sure they’ll be able to show the frankly horrifying damage he inflicted on her and the jury will do the right thing.