IT'S A FAAAAAAAAKE

Same.

I'm pretty sure I never need to read anything he has to say ever again.

Gosh, this show was good.

I think it stems from his poor manners.

While it's not the only way they could have accomplished it, Tony recruiting an actual teenager into his private war and nearly getting him killed is a nice reinforcement of the theme that Tony's trapped in an endless cycle of making horrible, dangerous mistakes that endanger or destroy lives in the course of trying…

I loved 'em both. They're very different kinds of superhero movies, though, and they succeed at doing different things.

The "texting in the middle of the fight, then blithely tossing her phone aside" bit was a beautiful piece of physical comedy.

I'm sure everybody who lived through the Great Depression came out of it unscathed and felt just fine about Herbert Hoover's presidency.

Come visit me in scenic Rockville!

What a weird thing to steal. I cannot imagine being comfortable using sex toys someone else had used before me. Even if it was something that could be sterilized, psychologically, it would be really off-putting to me.

It does sound silly, but when I think about it, "coming out" to his dog was probably him vocalizing for the first time the realization that he was gay while he was talking to his dog (not weird, everybody talks to their pets; it's why we have pets), which is to say, him coming out to himself. I can understand why…

Fuck, now I want to eat like a whole plate of papadums.

Or eggs, ffs.

I have always maintained that if I decided to go vegetarian, I'd have to learn to cook a lot more Indian dishes.

I pretty much always want a samosa.

Did he? Gosh, what an asshole.

BECAUSE SOAP, god bless.

A fact that perpetually delights me.

Oh yeah, baby Sara Rue! Gosh, she was good.