The closest I ever came to watching Glee was when I realized it was created by the Popular guy.

Didn't Brooke get hit by a car?

Hooray! I'm not the only person who remembers this show fondly.

I would just assume he's lying, and named Citizen Kane because it's the highest profile critically lauded movie in existence, a movie that almost everyone has heard about and has been told is a Great Film, but the parallels between Trump and Kane are too hard to ignore. So it's probably true!

You're very, very dumb.

I don't have, like, a moral objection to torture that is included for a meaningful purpose. I just feel like at this point, anything useful or meaningful that I could possibly get out of exposing myself to that material, I have already gotten, and I don't need to subject myself to it any more.

Remember that he claims his favorite movie is Citizen Kane.

Why on earth would having 10 billion dollars, which Trump almost certainly does not, make you LESS likely to hire hookers? If you're the kind of person who hires hookers, you'd presumably just hire more expensive hookers. Conspicuous consumption.

Yeah, them too.

It's like Geraldo Rivera getting hit in the face with a chair. I would never do anything like that myself. But I cannot find it in me to be sorry someone else did.

Great! I made soup! And I sat in the little reading nook I put together and read Shigery Mizuki comics!

I envy anybody who can make it through an entire day without being racked with horror knowing Trump is about to become president of the United States.

Graphic depictions of torture? Yikes. I no longer feel guilty that I skipped my plans to see it on Friday and went home and watched Archer instead.

Well, Meryl Streep wasn't running for president, so it's no that surprising she didn't win.

Except Alice!

Um, I hate to ask for this AGAIN, and I promise I'll write it down this time, because apparently it's a happening thing, but what was that email for reporting harassment to the AVC? Because I am being harassed right now on the AVC. Phone blowing up with targeted sexist harassment wheeeeeeee.

Right up until it's a real thing that destroys your life.

Shame on you.

Shame.

Right now, you're being a bad person. You have handed over your heart and soul to bad people. You're doing evil in the world. I hope someday you pick up the pieces of yourself and you fix it and you stop doing evil in the world. I live there, and I would like you to stop.