Like, ...no? Who the fuck does this? I think I saw my dad naked once, and that was on accident. Is my family weird? Is it normal for fathers and sons to shower together? Is this why I’m gay?

Like... I posed this question to a number of people and we all kind of ended up on the same answer; if the media publishes a Stormy-Daniels-received picture of the Little Don, you’re going to click it, right? We all clicked for Anthony Weiner. We’re going to click for the Trump dick pics too. And the pee tape. Who…

I mean obviously this, combined with his winning personality, is why he was able to get an attractive woman to marry hi—hahahahahaha okay I can’t, I can’t. It’s because he was rich.

I haven’t had any problem with finding instructional weed videos on YouTube (which is great, because I legit have needed them, for medicinal reasons). Then again, YouTube is physically headquartered in the Bay Area, in San Bruno, California... just outside of San Francisco. Methinks they’re pretty cannabis-tolerant,…

These people do have a right to speech. It is just that platforms also have a right to determine what content they want and don’t want to host. YouTube has been messing with some of my favorite creators by demonetizing the videos because of language and content. I don’t like it but it is their right. That is why I…

I think these rednecks are confused.

Ivanka must feel so special that her father agreed on-air with Howard Stern that she is a “piece of ass”.

I read a WaPo article about it this morning, and the detractors stressed “accountability”. Avoiding corruption is important, yes, but overall I’m on the side of anonymity.

I’ve never understood the argument for identifying state lottery winners.

That’s just me but if I had to decide between having my daughter go door-to- door and see God knows what at strangers houses or go in front of any legal business to sell her cookies, I’d pick the business.  

It turns out that Girl Scouts can only sell cookies outside a business if they get a permit

Girl scouts park in front of all the local grocery stores around here. Usually without any girls in sight. Not to mention the cubicle sales without any girls present. Just give her her dues. She actually did something rather than the super moms that usually do it for the kid.

I don’t understand what the plus version does. Does it automatically filter out the dick pics for you?

I’d actually join if that was the case. Nothing would make me happier than not dealing with “uhh so hey lol” from 20something boys.

It can’t be normal to hold off on punishment because someone hasn’t finished high school; heck, it’s not even abnormal to try high school students as adults.

I... what?

Ordered to complete his GED? Did I read that right? How is that a prerequisite to getting this guy off the street and away from kids? Also, “May” end up going to prison? He made a sex tape with a kid! WTF is going on in that courtroom?

There are too many soulless assholes who feel that someone becomes a nonhuman with no rights once they’ve committed a crime. See also: pretty much any discussion of the treatment of prisoners.

But pregnant teens will be denied abortions, because LIFE. IS. SACRED.

Or they could just get someone else? I mean, she’s a legend who’s created some amazing albums, and her prowess at shade is unmatched. She’s also an entitled, unprofessional, unpredictable mess at this point in her career. I’m sure there’s a line of people who’d love this gig.

Fun Fact: he’s married.