Ivanka must feel so special that her father agreed on-air with Howard Stern that she is a “piece of ass”.

I read a WaPo article about it this morning, and the detractors stressed “accountability”. Avoiding corruption is important, yes, but overall I’m on the side of anonymity.

I’ve never understood the argument for identifying state lottery winners.

That’s just me but if I had to decide between having my daughter go door-to- door and see God knows what at strangers houses or go in front of any legal business to sell her cookies, I’d pick the business.  

It turns out that Girl Scouts can only sell cookies outside a business if they get a permit

Girl scouts park in front of all the local grocery stores around here. Usually without any girls in sight. Not to mention the cubicle sales without any girls present. Just give her her dues. She actually did something rather than the super moms that usually do it for the kid.

I don’t understand what the plus version does. Does it automatically filter out the dick pics for you?

I’d actually join if that was the case. Nothing would make me happier than not dealing with “uhh so hey lol” from 20something boys.

It can’t be normal to hold off on punishment because someone hasn’t finished high school; heck, it’s not even abnormal to try high school students as adults.

I... what?

Ordered to complete his GED? Did I read that right? How is that a prerequisite to getting this guy off the street and away from kids? Also, “May” end up going to prison? He made a sex tape with a kid! WTF is going on in that courtroom?

There are too many soulless assholes who feel that someone becomes a nonhuman with no rights once they’ve committed a crime. See also: pretty much any discussion of the treatment of prisoners.

But pregnant teens will be denied abortions, because LIFE. IS. SACRED.

Or they could just get someone else? I mean, she’s a legend who’s created some amazing albums, and her prowess at shade is unmatched. She’s also an entitled, unprofessional, unpredictable mess at this point in her career. I’m sure there’s a line of people who’d love this gig.

Fun Fact: he’s married.

Keaton’s mom is full of shit. The confederate flag is not everywhere in the South. I have lived in North Carolina most of my life and the confederate flag is rarely seen. I think Keaton’s mom hangs around with a lot of racists so she sees the flag more often than people who do not hang out with racists. Birds of a…

I can’t ever hear/see the word “sashay” without adding “shante”

Nice to see the NYT contributing to workplace harassment of women. Stay classy guys.

Its like he took a break from reporting to start a poorly written erotic novel.

A California state health board voted down a measure Thursday that could have required adult film performers to wear condoms, face masks, dental dams, rubber gloves, and goggles.