Preferably not. If I understand correctly it’s a primary and both candidates are republicans.

That quote is so condescending.

“From now on, I respectfully ask you to refer to me as Jen, Jennifer, Ms. Herold, or your opponent.”

Columbus isn’t even that far from this district. It’s a doable drive if she would want to spend her nights at home afterwards, instead of in a hotel.

If my words were misplaced.

“The gal that’s running against me is a 30-year-old, you know, mom, mother of two infants,” the 62-year-old Republican said during a radio interview. “And I don’t know if anybody mansexplained to her we’ve got to spend three nights a week in Columbus...”

You know that feeling when your singing is mistaken for a horrible, death-beckoning scream?

You’re a god damned genius, is what you are.

Banana. BANANA.

Kinkubus?

Well now I want to get a kinkajou and call it Incubus. Thanks a lot! :P

I get what you're saying, but I see a lot of these types of shots. The images my company uses all include head/torso in our promo pics. Real estate, banking etc generally include the power suit as well. If it were full length with her kicking one foot back, I'd be more suspicious.

And so the guys who are actually trying to help keep quiet, because they don’t want to be associated with these assholes. It’s bad for everybody.

There must be a pretty low bar for ‘best people’ in Arizona apparently?

The more someone insists they’re “one of the good ones,” a “nice guy,” the more I become convinced there is a torture basement in their residence.

I feel like I just read an article by the onion. Except it’s real. Goddamn it I thought I would get through just one day without being appalled.

Have I got an ad campaign for you: https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/crosby%…

This is the first thing I thought of:

Starred becasue there is never enough Grandma humor that includes sexual innuendo.