I’ve had a couple ultrasounds done by women who had clearly never had one done to them. One kept trying to press the wand into my chode/ass and got pissy when I said “ow! That’s not it. Up one more!”

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Trying to add up the number of transvaginal ultrasounds = too many (I’m not kidding here, dozens). Number of times there’s been anything close to stimulation done, or even talked about = 0.

I know of a fellow who constructs fake cow uteri for vet students to practice calving. If THAT exists, I guarantee there's such thing as a fake human vag for purposes such as these.

I just watched this last night and it was so sad. Much sadder than expected, cause I thought it was just about segregated prom. But really it’s about the shit parade that is US racism. And what a shit parade it is. Humans are the worst.

Yeah... I’ve had quite a few transvaginal ultrasounds, and that ain’t never been a thing.

I have gotten countless vaginal ultrasounds in the last 3 years, and not once have they EVER had to “sexually stimulate” me in order to get the scan. Like, at all. Like AT ALL. It would go right in, without anything inappropriate or awkward, beyond me apologizing that my body is always like, “haha no not again” and…

That and the faculty member saying the student should be an “escort girl” were the creepiest parts.

This whole thing is horrifying, but what the holy hell is happening with this sentence in particular?

these low-rise jeans demand confidence, strategy—and let’s be honest, some crunches

Why would he be vilified? He’s not exploiting women lead companies or stealing from them, he’s treating them as equals and engaging in basin capitalist practices with them. Also, the relationship is likely mutually benficial.

Argument for commending: these women wouldn’t have been able to realize their goals without his seed funding.

. . . a vertical video despite the fact that the person recording it held their phone properly? Okay, that’s it. End technology.

Coming out as bi is painful because there are SO MANY horrid assumptions people make. For many people, the only association they have with bisexuality are those drunken “girls gone wild” scenarios and they will immediately assume you are promiscuous. Then you will either be shunned. Or you will have to endure being…

“There are two things I know about white people: they like Matchbox 20, and they are terrified of curses.”

God lord, that is so cartoonishly stupid it’s like it came from an episode of Parks & Rec or something.

In a world were we now say “criss cross applesauce” is she out of her fucking mind? Also, when I was younger I thought that “Indian Style” had to do with lotus position. Is that weird?

Right? And once you’re in a committed monogamous relationship it’s like you “can’t be bi!” anymore. Or you have to be dating both genders exactly equally. Can we just make the Kinsey scale more popular? So that I don’t have to explain “I’m a Kinsey 2”?

I don’t think this is anything to be embarrassed about. I came out when I was in high school and had tons of people ask me if I’d had sex with another woman yet which, first of all is crazy rude and none of their business and second, isn’t the point. Most of my friends were pretty sure they were straight and they…

Or she doesn’t want to go around masquerading as something she’s not? If someone was lead to believe I was something that I was not, I’d want to clarify.

I just remembered a great one! Last month, my friend - who is the chillest, least confrontational, most mild-mannered person in the whole world - was visiting Israel and he ran into some German lady who was like, “Why can’t there just be peace?” My friend was all, “Yeah, totally” (my friend and I are both Jewish but…