Because Jezebel readers never hate on the female writers?

Now, hypothetically, would it be better or worse if it was a threesome with your mom?

Contour scares me. I've never tried it but I'd definitely do it before foundation so I could hide it a little in case I did it all wrong.

Yeah the bisexuality I could handle but sleeping with my DAD (or, to be clear, either parent)??? NOOOO NOPE NOPE NO GOODBYE NOPE.

Exactly!! It's not like it was some guy they ran into at the grocery store, or the mailman or something. It's his soon to be father-in-law, and that could be WAY more damaging after they're married. Even if he says "Hey, by the way, before I met and fell in love with you I dated and slept with other guys" that doesn't…

Even though I know about the bystander effect, I hate reading about it happening. Further proof that other people being around doesn’t matter. So much for warnings about dark parking lots.

I know the bystander effect is real and you can’t know how you’ll react in a situation like this until you’re in it, but goddamn, I seriously can’t imagine not doing anything to help a person being assaulted. That poor woman. I hope she sees justice.

What the fuck is wrong with people??

I'm really depressed by how delighted I am that the police did their job.

Right? I'm sitting here going "...you...you do know it's HER DAD RIGHT!?"

WHOA! So the issue here is the fiancé's sexuality? NOT the past relationship with the father? I see no issue with his sexuality, but I DO see an issue with the relationship with her father. I am curious; Was her father single during these cruises? That would really make a difference here.

Holy shit! I (AND my husband) had similar “incidents” with Andy Dick!!

Totally. When I was a child EVERY woman my parents knew wanted to kiss me and it was always haha he’s just shy, let Aunt so-and-so plant her lipstick caked-on lips on you. I hated it but you know, I was just a kid, so who was I to refuse? I have a son now and he totally gets to say no to any and all. And just because…

Seems like pretty damn important information to me. I would want to know if my future spouse had sex with one of my parents. I just don't see the marriage happening.

Wait... He's only concerned about disclosing his own sexuality? His history with his Girlfriend's father ISNT the issue? Or is my reading comprehension terrible? I'm confused.

I really don't think his bisexuality is the actual issue he needs help with...

She moved his hand because he was blocking the shot. The cameras wouldn’t be able to see her face.

I could be wrong, I’m not pyschic, but I think what he’s trying to prove is that having someone stick their tongue down your throat without your consent is gross and disconcerting.

Yeah, this makes me really uncomfortable. And I don’t like that a lot of the people saying it’s gross are saying that because she’s old. It has nothing to do with age, it would be gross if a 20 year old grabbed his head and forced him to kiss her, especially since, given his reaction, this wasn’t some choreographed…

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