Selena Gomez? This reminded me a lot of her. I also think she's smart enough to obfuscate some of the details. The parts she went into great detail about, like her upbringing, are probably the true parts. Here's a real quote from her -

Nathalie Emmanuel is an R&B singer as well as an actress on Game of Thrones who is currently 26 years old. Wikipedia "Nathalie Emmanuel's mother is Dominican and her father is half Saint Lucian, half English."

YES! It's fucking unbelievable! I think the directory is published by a smaller, local company. I drop the thing right into the recycling bin. Such a waste.

I'll just leave this here.

MAN, I never see anything this cute at my front door. All I ever get on my doorstep is the fucking, irrelevant Yellow Pages and the neighbor's kid looking for a spare house key.

Pretty sure that honor is reserved for Canada geese. Vile tempered shit machines... Owls stay away from people, they don't attack random kids walking through the park, and most of them don't poop. A vast improvement over geese.

Jesus, are you okay? That sounds traumatic and gross. Also: I have waaaaay too many black t-shirts. I told my daughters that if they see me looking at another black t-shirt when we're out shopping, they are to slap it out of my hands and pull me away from the display.

So many people in the area where I live are OBSESSED with Lilly Pulitzer. I cringe every time I see the "Going to the Lilly Warehouse/Friends & sale!" posts start cropping up in my Facebook feed. I never got into this designer - I've never been that preppy, I don't really do pastels, and I don't buy clothes based on…

Repent & you shall be forgiven.

I need new bikinis after this massive weightloss, but none of those are cute at all. Back to Victoria's Secret it is. Good thing I have all of those discount cards for them.

Ew this shit reminds me of those hideous bags people used to be fucking obsessed with

My fiancee and I got matching equilateral triangle outlines (though the weird angles of our forearms in this photo makes them look different) in anticipation of our wedding. We chose triangles for psychologist Robert Sternberg's "Triangular Theory of Love," which theorizes that there are three main components of love:…

We've got a hardcore juggalette right here.

The only good thing about Chive is that since it tries so hard to perpetuate its brand, fanboys rep it with pride. Seeing a 'KCCO' on a Tinder and OKC profile is a solid way to instantly weed out the insufferable.

the Chive is for people who think reddit requires too much reading.

our wedding theme was Robots In Love. He's HusBot and I'm RoboWifey. Husbot designed the tats. Our wedding date is hidden on each tattoo in Roman numerals. 9-10-11, or IX-X-XI.

My bff /bridesmaid and I LOVE goats so we got these during my bachelorette weekend. MrInBean and I are still trying to decide what to get together. I keep joking that we should get each others initials (they are identical).

Not yet. I'm not getting one with my fiance because he's a wimp but my maid of honor and I are getting matching foxes right before the wedding because we both love them. We already have one matching tattoo. She's pretty much my other life partner. Haha.

because everything is golden when we are together