Aren't bleach baths for eczema? I had really bad eczema for a summer and took diluted bleach baths. It's pretty much the only thing that worked. I know babies can get pretty bad eczema too.

Brown or yellow mustard?

I admire your dedication, Mr./Mrs./Miss Derm. I had a sandwich. If you want me to bring you one, I'll draw a face on it with mustard and you can stab it with a toothpick.

I'm up for it. But I have to tell you I'm on a Deep-Paleo diet. If you want to join me, here's a tree branch, over there is a fire, and if you need flint scrapers to sharpen the fire-hardened stick into a spear, they're all over the ground. After you get your gear ready, we go into the woods. With luck we may have…

80k? I gotta know more! Sorry, I'm living vicariously through you

- About $45K (probably)?

• $23000 or so CAD

I swear, these horrible parents would rather raise racist rapey frat boys than a child on the spectrum.

VEGAN IS PERFECT FOR EVERYONE AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT YOU HATE ANIMALS AND WANT TO TORTURE THEM.

The real question is whether the child is getting enough of all of the necessary nutrients for proper growth. Nutrients like fat and carbs are very important to baby growth, not to mention calcium, protein, omega 3s, etc. It would be fairly difficult to do with a young child, as you sometimes have to eat large amounts…

My palms are just super hairy. Bum rap, man.

Only if you don't know the person, you have no idea if they "look like they're having a bad day". You literally don't know anything about them and you are 1.commanding them to contort their face to something you'd rather see and 2. commenting on a situation you know nothing about. You aren't brightening up their…

It's actually from all the excessive masturbation.

You're in luck, I did a scientific experiment while I was jogging the other day. Each person I passed I gave a wide, genuine smile along with, "Good morning!" I received returning smiles in 12/13 cases. The holdout wasn't looking at me. So if you really do care to lift someone's mood, rather than be a bossy…

I don't usually agree with the jezebel crowd, but yeah. Leave strangers the fuck alone. Male or female.

Well, here's the thing. Here's a sample of what women put up with: Random guy: "Smile, beautiful! It can't be that bad!" My dilemma- do I acquiesce, give him the smile and hope it's enough to dispel him? Or will he take it as an invitation to further intrusions? But what will he do if I piss him off? And way too…

What if they really were having a bad day, though? What if something really horrible had happened, and then you walk up and say, "Hey! Smile! It's not so bad!"? Maybe it is so bad, maybe it's tragic.

So, you first pull a dick move, and then loudly wish death on those people if they aren't happy that you pulled a dick move? Yeah, I can't imagine why you aren't spreading sunshine and rainbows wherever you go

Because other people's bad days are all about you? Especially strangers.

I had a guy tell me to smile, it's not so bad once.