Aww, shucks... That's nice of you to say. My dream is to somehow transition from unemployed Jezebel commenter to Jezebel commenter who has a job writing and performing things, so I'm just waiting for somebody to discover me here.

More than 40% of Lucky Charms are eaten by adults

I just feel old, now. I remember long before the rainbow marshmallows. I think they were a leap forward in technology or something.

Lucky Charms were my go-to cereal in college (partly because of a childhood of healthy cereals - I rebelled when I gained my freedom). But I could always gauge how broke I was by whether or not I ate the puffed rice part of the cereal or threw it away. At any rate, it was the last to get eaten.

One more reason Lucky Charms is the best cereal. Gimme all the freeze dried marshmallows!

...that was a joke. >_<

How charming.

Thanks for sharing your measurements! They are relevant!

One thing that gets on my nerves is women who won't let other women eat in peace. The ones that look at your plate always and watch everyone eat. If you have a salad, they shit on you for eating just a salad. If you eat pizza, they give you shit for eating pizza. "Are you really going to eat that greasy thing? Really,…

I am really confused by this. Where was it before he flushed it?

Because people look at the image, blame him and move on without reading the article.

"It's probably a more run-of-the-mill attempted murder really." Well you know how we girls do. We want to have a little fun and murder someone but then we have all these regrets so we go blame it on an internet meme. That's what we do. We just make shit up to feel better about our regretful decisions. I mean that's…

I'm a little dismayed because I can no longer tell the difference between a Fox News headline and an Onion headline. They've become their own parody...

Fox news put it up as the headline, look at the photo. The point is that fox News twisted what this guy said, that's what this story is about.

...Why are so many commenters hating on the guy when the article clearly shows that Fox News went out of their way to misquote him and completely change the meaning of his words?

But he is not really an asshole, Fox News purposefully misquoted him. His original comment was actually pretty sensible.

It's true because little girls commit the vast majority of violent crime

this article could do a better job explaining that the doctors actual analysis is that these two particular gurls are hateful, and that it was Fox news that extrapolated that to all girls. His original statement I am not loving, but clearly he is not saying that "girls" are "more" likely to have hateful little minds,…

His analysis is kind of weak to begin with, but I still don't understand how FOX could go from that quote to a misogynistic stance. It is just so wuh?

Thank Christ those hateful little girls didn't grow up reading about Abraham and Isaac.

Girl #1: Has the Angel shown up yet?
Girl #2: Nope.
Girl #1: Welp, let's just keep on stabbing until It does appear.