The bar we go to sometimes has beer cheese and spicy mustard.

I love owls! They are my spirit animal.

That was awesome. I'm opening my window.

This is the only thing on the whole page I would consider buying. All of these patterns look like patio furniture. That green bag is very similar to the beach bag I used when I lived in Clearwater, FL when I was 16-17 and had my first little hatch back car.

Yes! I forgot about the jumpsuits- I saw one when I was at Target the other day. It was, indeed, hideous.

I was at Target the other day. I got 4 t-shirts, 2 of them black. I posted to FB that it looked like the 1960s and 1980s got together and puked out the new line. Macrame, thin cottons, and bright colors. I saw a dress with a zipper down the front to about 3/4 to the hemline. The front. It was horrible.

My guess? Money.

How did you find them, sleeping, at her place?

With my ex husband it was kind of boring. It was Feb. 2007. We were having problems for a while- libido mismatch (me=high, him=none) and some other things, his family is horrible and he was acting more like them. He stopped lying to me as much- he's an excellent liar- so I was more pissed off. We'd cycle through…

Ugh, the fake crying! I forgot that from my story. Oh well, it was super long anyway, heh.

One of my ex's I was engaged to be married to. There were plenty of signs telling me I should not do this but I ignored them because I was young and stupid. I even got a credit card to pay for my own rings. Pft.

Anyway- it was 5 weeks before our wedding. My family from out of state all had flights to come down. I had…

Well... that's actually a thing. http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-…

This original scenario has the baby off formula and onto a vegan diet at 9mo. Not exactly healthy. Breastfeeding as long as you did made up for a lot of deficiencies a vegan diet would provide on a baby <2.

There *are* vegan formulas out there. Soy of course, then the non-soy, non-dairy formula.

Vegan diets are really tricky to maintain even as an adult who will eat things that taste like shit. You need to be vigilant with supplements in order to maintain a proper diet. Breastmilk, or formula, should be the primary nutrition for a baby up to age 1. It should be used for a base in nutrition until the baby is…

So much this.

I'm legally blind in one eye. But, I have terrible depth perception without my "bad" eye. Lazy eyes suck- I can't even get lasik. I do not wear glasses, they would not help.

True. U/S weight determination is often used for induction/c-section for women with gestational diabetes to prevent "huge" (macrosomia) babies. I had GD for my 3rd pregnancy and 1 doctor asked me if I wanted to schedule an induction or c-section, and another (that I call Dr. Stabby) tried to tell me I had to…

It *just* did it to me, too. Freaky! When I look at the corrected blue and back at the original it is lighter blue and faded black. When I look at the corrected white/tan and back at the original it's white/gold. D:

I see white and gold, every time I look at it. My husband saw black and blue at first. Later when he came back since I was still talking about the damn dress, he saw white and gold.