*googles scaphism*

He's a palooka, all right. A regular sap!

I've started answering fake news accusations with "Is what the person said fake, or is the report that he said it fake? Is there a department at each news agency that makes up these stories? How many people do you think staff it? Do news outlets coordinate with each other to get their stories straight?"

Well, to each their own. I love weird-ass Brit Marling movies (except Another Earth, even I couldn't suspend credibility that far) so a weird-ass Brit Marling TV show is right in my wheelhouse.

You could move to the land that's full of shutters. A shutter island, if you will.

You're insane
You are bad
You wreck everything you touch and you're a sociopath

The OA on Netflix is another one.

Not the victims I was thinking of, unless they too were saved by the power of love from their All-American supersoldier boyfriend.

I'm down for this, but only if we get Vancouver.

Hey now, metal-armed assassins belonging to a Nazi death cult can be victims too.

and the bubble's best friend is a talking pie.

I think that sometimes, and then I think "We liberals should just make our own country and pass our own laws!" And then I remember that those are called states, and realize I'm making a federalist argument, and then I take another drink.

That's already something Rubio tells them. We've taken to writing our zip codes on our signs.

Too many of them already believe this. Little Marco telling them that's what we are doesn't help.

*throws microwave into swimming pool*

Right-wingers tell me to get a job when I'm at my weekly protest against Marco Rubio (my Senator, God help me). It's called a lunch break, assholes!

Overly Sincere Commenter, you and I are soulmates.

"And even if liberals treat conservatives smugly, so what?"

Tbh, if Tim Allen used "n-word" as a replacement, the joke would probably be twice as funny.

Sure, he's allowed. There's no law against it. What he wants is to use the n-word and have people approve of him, and it's my profound hope that society never goes back to that point.