Oh thank Xenu.

In her autobiography, Jenna Miscavige Hill says that she didn't know the Xenu stuff until the South Park episode. And she was David Miscavige's niece and a member of the Sea Org. Both she and her husband were told that they weren't on a level high enough to handle this information. It would cause them severe…

I loved how they used children, literally prepubescent children, to build their compound. And by loved, I mean was horrified and repelled by.

I am terribly saddened by the Mark Ruffalo news.

Went to see The Darkness because Foxy Shazam opened. I skipped the main show and went out for a drink with some of Foxy instead. Totally worth the ticket price.

My favorite S2 scene was when Lagertha returned and everyone clustered around her and cheered and ignored Aslaug completely.

Felt abominations? How dare you, sir.

All I could see was Pete Wentz circa 2005.

They can't. It's sexist.

Evil! Evil! Impolite and evil!

Never put jizz in your eyes.

Eraserhead. It's a fine little film.

Same here. The caps scared the shit out of me.

Babadook dook doooook

I read all of that in Ron Swanson's voice. Bravo, sir.

He looked like my dog freaking out when she sees us pick up the flea spray.

Be they trippin?

And peer through the partially-open door to watch her bathe.

Does Justin Long end up killing himself?

My favorite of these songs is the bouncy "You Belong to Me" by Cobra Starship. "I don't even know how I let you run so far, but I'll run after you until your legs give out."