The ability to espouse contradictory viewpoints at the same time is not a virtue, but a sign of insincerity.

Um... All of the above. And not just “of the white race”, but the good kinda white. Not the trailer park, thuggish kinda white. The smiley foreign white.

My brother and I are basically voice doubles. On the phone, zero people can tell us apart.

Wait, people still play this? People still pay enough to buy tickets to go to a festival where everyone walks around on their cellphones?

I’m sad now.

... People thought that was real?

Lady lives in Manhattan and complains about noise...

Fuck off.

It’s one of those things you don’t notice watching, but if you sit and watch a few episodes, you just start to feel anxious.

Don’t tell me what I can or cannot stick up my ass. This is America.

You say that like you weren’t 9 years old when Kurt Cobain killed himself. Were you a big classic Nirvana fan in 3rd grade?

*reads headline*

I’m interested in a 9/11 film, but only if it stars Charlie Sheen

*opens article*

Jackpot.

Oh, Ok. So you can’t even give gifts anymore!? Thanks Obama.

That truck was just standing it’s ground.

Fuck DeVos in general.

I’m interested in this “men’s right” thing. Not the group, but the idea of protections for people being accused of abuse. Sex crimes (especially where a man is accused) are one of those categories where innocent until proven guilty doesn’t seem to apply. We probably need to fix that.

It’s creepy. It’s horrific. It’s awful. But it kinda looks like there’s nothing illegal here. Everyone can pester and call out R Kelly all they want, but unless he slipped up and forced someone to stay or filmed being with these girls before they were 18... no laws are being broken.

“Democrats who have wielded power for many years”

Who are you talking about?  

There might be an argument for Cricket or something like that. But a men’s Tennis match can take upwards of 5 hours of constant physical exertion and positioning and decision making. Almost every other sport is either team based, has long bouts of sitting/rest, or is much shorter than a full Tennis match.

Combine that…

That’s great. Because it’s not an EA game.

Unless by EA you mean Early Access. In which case, yes. It is an EA game.

It’s whatever you want it to be. You can play alone, or in a party or with a friend, or with strangers. There’s a lot to learn if you want, but the premise is simple. It’s infinitely memeable and you just might win one.