Oh God, I haven't read the onion since my early college years, which was over a decade ago, and this whinging piece of shit reminds me why I'm glad I stopped.

(My original response to the kid rock story) Now I personally don't care much for the Confederate flag but I have to raise to glass to Kid Rock for telling the social justice crowd to fuck off. If Kid Rock holds his ground I'm guessing that in the next week or so you'll hear much bitching from the PC crowd then, once…