yeah, but that’s not terrorism. that’s, ah. “extrajudicial advocacy.”

yeah the geopolitical story here is really funny, if you don’t mind a lot of dead people in the middle east

the problem is that you shouldn’t be doing it to them. they deserve your adoration, by virtue of their platform, and their wealth, and then you have the temerity to say some deeply hurtful shit like “you’re not funny” and “that thing you said sucks.”

it turns out that if you have government regulating the cost of procedures and medications the insurance companies provide Literally Nothing as a value-add

he’s on your team, friend.

but of course. the past cannot have an impact on the future. Trump must have been a one-off, an aberration, something that just arrived by a freak convergence of coincidences, and once we are rid of this single unpleasant man the forces that put him into power will be no problem going forward.

the route to address your fear is not “beg people who your candidate does not appeal to to suck it up on your behalf.” the route to address your fear is to pick a candidate who engages them.

nah look at Trump’s appearances as late as 2015, and compare them to his appearances now. there’s a similar cognitive degeneration at play, the same weird rambling nonsense and confusion.

it turns out holding back out of fear Republicans might use some of what you said in the primary against your candidate leads to failure and ruin.

nah, just the ones talking about how if only we threw subhumans into concentration camps more efficiently, we’d be able to pick up some Moderate Republicans (tm).

the guy who won in 2008 was called a secret muslim dog-eating woman-hater by his opponent’s campaign. 2016 proves the opposite of what you think it does.

remember the brock turner judge story

the “saying a-little-rape’s-no-big-deal is not disqualifying for being in charge of a bunch of teen girls” guy getting upset people are being mean to Joe Biden is some excellent brand synergy

in much the same way that the Packers/Bears season opener was exactly what the NFL deserved, the Biden-Trump debates are exactly what this country deserves

biden is losing his mind, friend. you’re going to have to deal with it eventually.

rest assured, your hatred for black people was not in question

a common thread runs through all three: the titanic self-regard of Aaron Sorkin, and the assumption that saying you have displeased him (and those who think like him) should be enough to cause a total reversal in any moral human being. fun exercise for you on your next rewatch: count the number of times one of the…

tell you what, if you won’t ask me about dems running on “he didn’t secure the border,” i won’t tell you what that means.

nice to see the return of “vote dem: we’ll purge the queers more decorously”