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you asked why people would care who wins the nomination. you’ve been given an answer. welcome to your first primary! the last real one of these the democrats had featured accusations that the guy who ended up winning was a secret muslim who ate dogs, and was leading a rampaging horde of young black men terrorizing

it’s most of the argument for Sanders over Warren. Warren promises “put the right caretaker in charge of the grind-the-weak-into-hamburger machine and I’ll quiet their screams of agony down a little,” which is attractive to the people who can’t talk themselves into the Biden-Harris “their suffering is good, actually”

flat lie. bizarrely, it seems that at no point has anyone been replaced, no matter how furiously you and yours fulminate about how the presence of the perfidious Swede will cause white people to cease to exist.

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it’s astonishing what you can make other people say when you’re free to change the words. me, personally, i’d change what you said to “welcome, moon-and-star, to this place where destiny is made” but I’m on a Morrowind kick recently.

and somehow the country continues to exist. weird huh.

to be a huge pedant, they didn’t say those things. it was considered extremely bad form for a candidate to actually run for president while running for president up to, I want to say Jackson? Adams and Jefferson publicly said nothing, for fear they might look like they wanted it too bad.

buddy you really need to read up on the founding fathers

the assumption is that if white people blood was to mix with brown people blood, white people blood would cease to exist in a moment of quantum annihilation, and only by mixing it within the Approved List Of White People can that essential fluid be maintained.

Ben Franklin was whining about how the swarthy, irreconcilably criminal German was going to replace white people in the 1750s. the apocalpyse you’re terrified of has already happened. between three and five different times, depending on if you count the Poles and the Irish.

tsk tsk. it is antisemitism to question the Likud government’s acts, Mike, you should know that. by comparison, calls for the mass death of American Jews, and the occasional synagogue shooting, are just a small price to pay to be sure Republicans unconditionally support Israel.

yeah, it’s generally pretty easy to sucker people like you into defending white supremacists with that line.

it amuses me to see this guy talking about “hmmm, has cancel culture gone too far” just before the story about what exactly he thinks about everyone who’s not white hits the internet

hey want a quick laugh

hey Hannah

you should probably go check your memory hole, friend. there are some events you have forgotten, that would be useful to remember.

Bari Weiss and Brett Stephens would like to remind you that while this is all certainly unfortunate, some people on the left have suggested the Israeli government is doing bad things, and as such the problem really lies on both sides.

you are busily fretting over how ~disconcerting~ it is that your political opponents are attempting to retain power by whatever means possible. this comprehension of the fundamental nature of political action- that it is necessary to have, and maintain power, in order to accomplish your goals- is being treated by you

it turns out politics is about the exercise of power in service of your goals, and not just a matter of meekly assenting to whatever the Process says.

especially after a police officer finished choking him to death.

what a strangely off-brand hand-wave.