are we talking about in the real world, or in your astral mind-palace, here

remember how Chuck Schumer has an imaginary couple he named the Baileys, who live in his head, and who he has to run any policy decisions by?

you have tried nothing, and you are out of ideas.

there is a fake documentary from the 80s, called This Is Spinal Tap. some of its jokes aged poorly, since the 70s/80s rock star it mocks the shit out of has long since ceased to be a thing. but there is something eternal in it.

my least sincerely feigned apologies, for phrasing your mewling apology for questioning your betters’ choices offensively.

from a New Media Creator (tm) to begging for patreonbux to own the sjws.

you conclude your attack with a cringing “well actually you’re right to take the stance you take, it just makes me mad is all”

because it is really funny that a guy thought he was something more than a leech on his buddy’s ass, tried to strike out on his own, and promptly discovered the only reason people were pretending his output was good was that he was friends with the boss.

yeah, no, colin’s controversial because everyone in the industry hates his guts. do you have any idea how insufferable you have to be to be considered a leech on the ass of IGN

colin is a guy who owes his career, in its entirety, to being the roommate of someone who actually succeeded

if only people could open their third eye and embrace the higher, spiritual truth of libertarianism: that what happens in reality is wholly secondary to the astral temple of what you -feel-.

then surely you can show me where it happened.

your feelings are no doubt interesting to you! understand this is not an interest we share.

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...what an odd defense for being caught lying.

that’s the funny thing. this internet thing we’re on right now says no such thing ever happened. sure, there’s an awful lot of white supremacists telling themselves ghost stories- first that the milkshake cups are full of cement, so that they’ll kill people they’re thrown at, then that actually the milkshakes are full…

hiya, buddy, speaking of seeing things behind every rock. those horrible chemical burns, from when antifa tried to burn some nazis’ skin off. could you point me to where that happened, again?

they could have saved a lot of time and energy by just writing “Brett, tone it down a notch, k?”

the guy who doxxed a woman for having her neck broken by white supremacists got quicklimed? fascinating. do tell me, about his horrible burns. which happened, according to you. who is a savvy media consumer, and surely did not fall for a transparent lie.

no, seriously, show me the nazis, so horribly burned by their cement milkshakes.