It’s an inroad to denying the validity of birthright citizenship. This is literally taken straight from the anti-Roe v. Wade playbook.

But that process of deep moral reckoning involves coming to terms honestly with the terrible things you have done

Guys seem to get enraged when a woman is publicly recognized for an accomplishment. You can set your watch to it.

Stephen Miller needs to be beaten to within an inch of his worthless Nazi life. Even if it’s by the secret service.  He’s a disease.

Greta did great, on a tricky (mostly upwind & reaching) transat aboard a stripped-out race boat not exactly famous for comfort (Malizia 2 did not have a permanent head or galley, as originally built.) From a purely sailing standpoint, they covered 600 miles in one 24 hour period. That’s farther than I like to drive in…

65% of Charger fans have at one point lived in Philip Rivers’ ballsack.

Splinter believes that covering their ears and saying “La, la, la, la.....I can’t hear you”, every time someone mentions Biden possibly winning, is a viable strategy to to defeating him in the primaries. 

Really? My husband is such a pain baby. ANY little pain and he’ll fret about it. I’m so used to having sore tits, some aching in my ovaries at times, aches in my back at times, sore feet, my left hip, etc. I just figure that’s part of being alive. Whereas he views pain as a sign of something potentially serious. I…

Which is more likely: that Trump is this brilliant genius who keeps creating all these different distractions to divert us from the thing he wants to do, or that Trump is a senile, sundowning idiot who keeps getting into these messes because he is easily distracted?

When your “trial balloon” ends up getting you mocked by the entire world, you did it wrong. Having John Bolton or Tom Cotton float the idea of purchasing Greenland as hypothetical would be sending up a trial balloon. Having the president say he wants to buy Greenland and then throwing a temper tantrum when he doesn’t…

He was just taking some much needed Executive Time. I’m 100% sure he’ll give the minutes of the meeting a thorough read and serious consideration.

I’m a grumpy Gen Xer in my early 40s. Treat me like an equal, and we’re all good. Treat me like a clueless teenager who knows nothing about life, and we’re not good at all.

I also think the older generation refuses to acknowledge that younger generations still struggle. Yeah I don’t have to have a female “roommate” anymore to cover up my sexual preference, but religious groups are going to make damn sure I can’t adopt. One problem got solved while another cropped up.

No one wants to be unpaid labor on an unsuccessful organic farm. 

Tom Cotton looks like a kid who, when asked, “Was Santa good to you this year?” would reply, “Christmas is about Jesus, ma’am.”

Me:

PSU is central PA. Get an atlas...

All they need is the Cromartie family and bang nothing but sellouts.

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.