No, on a 4:1 basis. The 20% of American Jews who like him *are* those ones who care about Israel (and specifically, the right-wing vision of Israel) more than any other issue. Trump is probably in a bubble between Sheldon Adelson and the Kushners of very unusual rich, secular Orthodox Jews who meddle in Israeli…

I swear, hearing that shit when I was having a good vent session would make me MORE likely to be disgruntled.

California in the 90s that saw the SAME THING happen with Prop 187.

Related protests in Maryland got the Howard County executive thinking about not re-upping their ICE contract so I’m impressed by them.

All the old-timer ones would be like “What the fuck, you guys just allow gun massacres? No, no one meant for the 2nd Amendment to lead to roving squads of death” so I’d love to talk to one of them.

Rich white gay men.

Compare the death toll in countries where people resort to that to the US. Yes, there would still be murders BUT pretending that a 70-80% drop in murders isn’t worth it because there will still be murderers is fucking absurd.

Because if they said it, Maggie Haberman would stop being able to phone Ivanka to get gossip and “insider” information.

Well actually, my dude, we have spent decades adding more and more safety features and regulations re: cars and it has in fact reduced traffic deaths by a spectacular amount so given this problem is much easier to solve (take the guns. all the fucking guns), we could probably drop the gun homicide rate by 50-80% in 10…

But the other part is - a lot of those guns are stockpiled among a very few users. (Something like 30% of the country owns, but most of the guns are owned by like 5% of users?) So how about saying that nobody can purchase any more guns after X date, but you can keep your guns til you die, and your family gets a…

Susan Collins and Martha McSally aren’t so safe, either.

What’s worse is that I’m SURE USFS is sitting on a Larry Nassar-sized scandal and they’re trying to outskate it. They exploit the shit out of these girls and I’m sure it’s as bad as what USA Gymnastics covered up. 

Let us also never forget he still thinks the Central Park 5 should be dead right now by the metaphorical hand of the state despite being innocent and that was decades before he got into politics.

Donnie John, you literally got busted doing housing discrimination as like, the first thing you ever did in the public eye. Also, trust me, my guy, with all the obstruction of justice you did to hide that you 100% worked with Russia to alter vote totals by a believable amount in PA, MI, and WI, I can list 100 shitty…

Weirdly, yes, because the “if I don’t get muh Bernie, I will vote for Trump!” people exist. They are only a noisy minority of Bernie people, but yeah, I side-eye any Bernie primary voter who isn’t like “I’m also down with Elizabeth Warren, though I’ll be voting Bernie in the primaries” because really? Really my guy?…

I mean, pretty much anyone who isn’t Harris, Warren, Bernie, or Biden needs to step down and run for Senate or keep their current job. Buttgieg? Go run for Senate or governor, we could use blue figures in Indiana. Beto? MY DUDE, you are so popular in Texas, try for the governorship if you’re afraid you’ll lose to…

I wonder how Miss Lindsey Graham, a total douchebag but far more qualified for this shit than Ratliffe, feels about Trump snubbing him for these roles despite how much boot polish he’s licked.

I was expecting a “sir alert” tbh. Black Baltimoreans calling up with tears in their eyes and saying “Sir, it means so much to us that you’re telling the truth.”

Dr. Carol M. Swain, who went from Vanderbilt to Prager U because she decided to go full Christian Taliban.

I am holding out for the Chuck Tingle/Lil Nas X crossover where Chuck Tingle writes “Rammed in the Butt by a Sentient Remix of Old Town Road” and Lil Nas X drops the Sentient Remix of Old Town Road.