Are Republicans ever going to realize antifa means “anti-fascist” and while sure, there are some organized collectives, many, many random people will identify with antifa on the “oh shit yeah, I’d never narc on the dude who hit Richard Spencer!” or “man, I do love Nazis and Klansmen getting punched” level? And that…

Billionaires: “And that’s how you end up ‘broke’”

You’re absolutely right. What it does show is that people are totally wrong in how they assess their risk of violent crime. It’s the violent people you know who are far, far more likely to hurt you than random strangers (this is extra-true for white women, despite all of us SURE that Those People are coming for us).…

THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. I love it.

My one cat tends to hork up breakfast. Her fat-ass sister will eat that shit. Me: “no, stop...really...stop cleaning up for me...”

The woman singing to her lipoma is exactly why Dr. Pimple Popper is so good. It’s so weird and yet it works!

It’s true. I’d do some outreach to college-educated white women in blue and purple states, because they’re the ones that vote blue (don’t waste $$$ on white outreach in say, Alabama), but other than that? Nope.

Also he is straight up lying about causes of death by disaggregating it. If you use the most recent year’s CDC death data (2017), people 1-18 (I’m leaving out under 1s because birth is by far the most dangerous day of your life until you’re much older, statistically)‘s #1 cause of death? Firearms. Not drowning, not…

My dude you are straight up incorrect. The #1 cause of death for people from 0-19 (and I only include 19 because that’s how CDC Wonder breaks down age cohorts) between 2012-2017 in the US is....extreme immaturity (e.g. super-premature babies). Then R99, which is mostly SIDS. Then actual SIDS. But the next cause?…

It’s vice signaling. ‘WE HATE ABORTION AND THE SLUTTY MURDERERS WHO GET THEM LIKE JESUS WANTS!’

Yup. And he could say Jews killed Jesus and we’re only supporting Israel to keep the Rapture on track and these chucklefucks would clap.

Honestly? Probably a brick wall in her genealogy work. For example, I read a book of letters from my great-great-grandfather to his son, my great-grandfather, when I was a kid. The dude was a piece of work, but a fascinating piece of work. Since then, I’ve found many details on his wife, who he lied about as he was a…

Oh no, Bibi and the corrupt right wing of Israel are big mad at 4 legislature members! Literally who cares, Donnie.

Remember when Republicans lied and claimed Obama was what Trump is to fire up the base?

OMG right. Beto O’Rourke, John Hickenlooper, Stacy Abrams, GO RUN FOR SENATE. (I’m aware Stacy Abrams didn’t jump in for POTUS but she should run for Senate anyway)

No. I know for a fact he gets his hair cut at the Super-Cuts at the Lee-Harrison shops in Arlington, because I saw it happen.

The fact that Chuck Todd is taken seriously is one of the top 10 reasons nobody likes the mainstream media. 

Actually, she does seem to follow the path of the major female serial killer type, e.g. the Angel of Mercy, so I don’t think that’s going too far to say at all.

Nope, she is actually following the pattern of an “angel of mercy” serial killer with some bonus racism, so fuck all the way the fuck off to hell.

What gets me is that Betsy DeVos has never had an actual job in her life. Her entire life has been “board of directors” for some evil-ass non-profit, e.g. “I want America’s children to be Christian soldiers and I will hold my breath and turn blue if you don’t give it to me!”