But they could have gotten all that with a dozen other dudes, minus a blank check for Trump to commit all the treason. But of course that leads to the great question: Why are they all in for Trump? President Mike Pence would get them all their judges, tax cuts, and abortion restrictions with 90-99% less scrutiny. 

What gets me is these are the same types of family who find jokes like “this is my gun and if you don’t follow my rules for my daughter, it’ll find you!” so THEY KNOW what their attitudes cause.

It’s her mama, actually. I am SO PUMPED.

These seem unusually mild for cursed images. Where are all the thinly-disguised beefcake fantasies with crying eagles and shit?

Or maybe votes for something that actually helps with the ACA but doesn’t immediately cause Medicare for All. Oh, man, the tears of “THIS CENTRIST SELLOUT NONSENSE”

It makes more sense when you realize “we” is overwhelmingly white. I’m not saying POC don’t have their own version of free market/capitalist cult members, but it’s not mainstream the way that libertarianism and free market worshipers are among white Americans. Add in 50 years of avoiding saying “the government isn’t…

Yeah, it seems like a way for white guys to “virtue signal” that they’re DTF and not super-racist, but not a CRAZY HIPPIE or whatever they fear they’ll be labeled for not wanting poors to die or not being afraid if we fund some government programs.

How much fraud do you think individuals do against government programs? Hint: it is not a lot and not really worth pursuing compared to, you know, putting the Rick Scotts of the world away for longer periods of time and seizing their assets.

Re: “economic conservatism”

Shh, they hate knowing this. They think they are pure logic kings who are above all marketing.

In fact, the Paradox of Tolerance and the last 5-10 years proves the idea that “sunlight is the best disinfectant” so absolutely wrong it hurts. The line is pretty obviously “white supremacists need the banhammer, along with the open misogynists, kill the gays/trans bigots, and anyone who hurts kids along with obvious…

Unexpected crop tops. No, I did not need this blouse to show a little bit of skin when I leaned forward at my desk, clothiers.

I do wear that brand, but 80 bucks for a pair of jeans is, you know, kind of expensive.

All the stars for you. I remember when cranberry jeans came in. All I wanted was a pair in a 16W. Could I find them? HELL NO. Now, five years after they were cool, I can get them, but of course not when they were a thing.

All of it is tribal signaling for conservative whites, basically saying “I ain’t a lib and I wouldn’t support a lib even if they gave me KFC on gold plates because freedumb.” 

My hs English teacher (who also does drama club for the local community college) had us do Hamlet and Rosencrantz/Guildenstern together. It’s a solid choice and really helps people understand Shakespeare is dirty and funny as well as deep.

Medical device manufacturers are in this to their necks. 25 dollar bandaids, etc. So repealing the tax on devices was so annoying because those people are bandits and should be dragged through the mud like Big Pharma but they sneak under the radar because you don’t have wheelchair side effects and the newest version…

3 days after never. His district is a pit of fake-redneck white people who have moved further east because there are too many Mexicans in San Diego for their tastes. Lots of F-150s sporting Fox Racing and Peein’ Calvin out in the “County”.

What if the tapes had Trump yelling “you shoulda seen the disgusting stuff the Russians have on McConnell! That guy makes Nunes look clean and Nunes is into some gross, just disgusting stuff, which is why we own him now” or other stuff that implicates the whole GOP Congress, given that Trump is already clearly dirty?

I have had gun-humpers tell me that I need a gun because what if my womanly self is stranded on the side of the road? NOT EVERYONE IS GOOD. Me: “I have AAA and the average income in my suburb is 6 figures. I am white and do not use recreational drugs nor is my partner abusive. My chances of being a random stranger…