100%. It’s when guys making 60K with a paid-off truck and a house bought 15 years ago think they’re rich because they’re not as insecure as 70% of their friends.

It’s so weird. I am here for the grossest cysts, zits, blackheads, milia, and so on, but lipomas make me nope out. 

The oatmeal = cyst contents is like, classic Dr. Sandra Lee, though. That and “like wet newspaper”.

OMFG, those are my faves, especially as they usually come out in a satisfying manner as compared to a lot of the cysts.

Actually, this is why “normalizing breastfeeding” raises my hackles some. Love that there is more technology to make breastfeeding happen, love that there’s more education, think that yes, no one should get kicked out of anywhere for feeding a baby.

Cutting out toxic family is amazing and people who don’t get it have never had that soul-draining exhaustion of trying to explain why Uncle Toxic is destroying your spirit with his gay-hating/racism/something that hurts you and you don’t want to just smile and deal anymore.

Trump is objectively pro locking kids in cages because he is too racist to see Central Americans as anything except MS-13 members. That’s some Nazi-ass fascist nonsense and you are a moral idiot.

Well, is that the way out of Purge-world violence? You can’t prosecute for murder on Purge Night, but you can charge for conspiracy to commit murder/fraud/theft instead? Accessory after the fact?

This is why the laws surrounding The Purge would be so ridiculous no one would ever purge. Fraud is totally legal for the Purge, so I can write a note that says “Mitt Romney’s house is mine now, he said so, signed me” and while I probably don’t get Mitt’s house, I can tie up legal resources. Also, imagine all the…

I mean, survey says “closeted chaser”, yeah?

When “It Owns the Libs” is your only policy and you don’t get why people look at you funny.

Think about how Paul Manafort, who I suspect is the smartest of these dimwits, handled HIS online security. Just...lol no.

Also at 6 weeks, that will be a transvaginal wand, not that belly one.

The Cut Health Care to Children and Seniors, Cut Services to those in Need, all to Cut 1% Taxes Act

Seems fair to me. Brochu actually DOES deserve to lose 5 years of her life to the consequences of these gross actions and having to WORK to overcome it, I’m not even being glib. Good smack upside the head, expulsion, the fine, six months of time, and then a few years working crappy jobs and growing up about her racism…

Wasn’t this guy at DHS as it happily became Trump’s Gestapo against brown folks? You know, the one who was down with policies that lead to 10 year old disabled kids getting deported after emergency surgery and not allowed to see their moms?

And the other part is Manafort is the one who brought us Pence, so he’s fruit of the poisoned tree.

And getting that one-day expired 5% off coupon applied to our purchase.

100% don’t care, eating alone at lunch is glorious self-care when you’re introverted.

I SWEAR there is a White Myths email group I’m not a part of that shares all of these “extra good welfare” myths to our fellow white ppl like “did you know They get free college?” along with all the other “small government” canards like Obamaphones, sekrit extra welfare, and all these other things older white people…