Very Chris Mortensen of you.

Butthurt on losing out on both Benzema and Cavani?

All dogs are good dogs.

I didn’t even have to open the article to know he punched the guy.

Bautista said the issue was resolved, but wouldn’t say how.

I would love a Rick and Morty episode exploring this.

I will never pass an opportunity to say this: Fuck you Rogers.

Hey look it’s RG3!

Only after the second grade.

The Onion also launched a documentary series to parody VICE called EDGE.

I’m one of those fantasy owners who drafted Benjamin (in a keeper auction draft nonetheless). It’s infuriating but at the same time you can’t really do anything about it other than scramble the free agency wire and find a competent replacement (easier said than done).

This picture of Oakman still keeps me up at night.

These golden helmets are pimp.

It’s Tom Brady Day again in a Manhattan federal courthouse, and you should expect nothing.

He’s filling the void of crazy in the NFL left by his brother.

Wish him the best. I always remember him from this random OLN plug in French from his Sabres days. I never understood having the plug in French on an American channel, then again this is OLN we are talking about.

while the national outlets have been curiously absent.

Can you expect anything else out of a Rex Ryan quarterback?