Let’s all pour some barbecue sauce in respect.

He knocked on the stall door, so I had to open it and let him in while everyone else in the bathroom could see this shitting pervert welcome a child inside.

This is @YoungHorsecock

Kane—who he says wasn’t noticeably drunk

So this season of True Detective was all about which of the three teams are moving to the LA area.

9 members of the Republican National Committee liked this video.

I’m pretty much in the same boat. The more people try to compare it to season 1, the less enjoyable it becomes.

Season 4’s opening was a masterpiece.

He just does a ton of fake drugs and works on his arms and genuinely believes that this is all going to be an emotionally moving part of Ray Velcoro’s story.

I interpret this more as a defense of Philadelphia than an attack on Canada.

The GTA V lets watch three different events at the same times was frustrating and I loved how bad it was!

“You want me to roll a joint?” - Ray Velcoro, with his solution to every emotional problem

Obituary DUAN: RIP Rowdy Roddy Piper

Damn it we lost an opportunity to have this guy as an Olympics mascot

That will buy him a lot of Bibles.

Goodell is no Sepp Blatter.

BECAUSE WE’RE THE GODDAMN BATMANS!!!!!111

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don’t want to live in a world where Creed is at the top of anyone’s list.

The Nobel Committee should be expecting a briefcase full of unmarked cash bills soon.