He needs to pull a Lindros.

This was the hockey equivalent to the Red Wedding. Today is a sad day for hockey fans. Fuck Edmonton.

Appreciate the honesty haha.

The panels on the ball make it look like goatse. Cannot unsee.

Yes. You cannot have enough indistinguishable white boys.

rediscover their pee pees, get them all nice and hard, and ram their way into the Premier League.

Drew is an independent black woman who don’t need no man.

Ooooh this is a good wager.

+1 Jesus cookie

My hot take on Iggy just a few days ago!

The number of hot takes is inversely proportional to the number of cameras installed on the field.

Maybe the dog just likes fries.

Was this song the inspiration for his party theme?

In honour of Nash's retirement, a blast from the past where Nash requests Nas back in 1994.

Not true, Dr. Mantis Toboggan has a very successful practice.

Danny DeVito needs to play Sepp in a biopic.

And we just got the internet a couple of weeks ago so they're online now as well!

This kid's spank bank just got an exciting new deposit.