"We'll call out other media outlets for fucking up but won't address our own fuck ups"

The dog is the referee.

Will Gordon is the Billy Haisley of beers. Holy hyperbole Batman.

Having a well-rested Lundqvist for the playoffs puts this Rangers team over the top in the East.

"You know" is becoming the most said phrase in every athlete interview nowadays. Thanks Minnesota.

A lot of the grey comments on this post are no better than the actual Youtube comments for this video.

Watching him in both House of Cards and Always Sunny is a huge trip because of the contrast between the two roles.

Man.

I remember Jeff Marek talking about this on Marek vs. Wyshynski. Back in those days teams designated a "house goalie" that would serve as a backup to both teams playing and would be called upon in case a team's regular goaltender was not able to play.

Reminds me of this Ovechkin gem from his rookie year.

Honorable mention: Bird Person

That's bush league!

Cool of Marshawn Lynch to show up and give Gucci some pointers.

Marchman, who worked for several failed and failing publications prior to joining the site in July 2013, will operate out of Deadspin's Chicago bureau.

And your runner up:

Porter Jr. is 6-foot-8 and goes by "Baby Servant."

My two favourite DeBoer gifs from his tenure.