The worst thing that was going to happen was an ass-beating, and going by the way this all played out, whoever took it would have deserved it. And it would have given the site a nice excuse to bring back Tuesday Night Fights.

Drew's exploding testicles

I'd talk shit about my own players too if they were beaten by a tube of toothpaste.

The "huh" at 1:24 makes the video.

It's not totally ESPN's fault, students and alumni from both colleges can't tell the difference either.

+1 Jofa helmet

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No need to worry according to Dr. Jerry Jones.

You really couldn't peg him for a creep even after using this picture from your Adrian Dater story a few months ago?

They cut out some hot Darryl Sutter tongue action at the end.

"Damn it they're not getting my good side."

Is he removing biscuit crumbs from his beard?

"The more they call on you to resign, the more motivated you are to continue," he said.

He's just a lamer version of Duke Silver.