Brienne found one of Theon's balls!

Go pass out at a bingo game.

Replace "Flyers" with "Kings" and "Rangers" with "Sharks" and this article will still suffice.

I'm fucked after my next two birthdays.

I wonder if a PHWA member has to write solely about hockey, hence Arthur not being member.

I'm surprised there are even two. I thought whoever was the Chapter Chair would also be the one and only member there.

Anaheim only has 3 members including the chapter chair. Wow.

Zdeno Chara as King Leonidas winning the Cup in 2011.

I'm in full support of the 3-2-1-0 point system, the only problem is the league HATES it. The reason for the current point system is to make the playoff races more exciting and as close as possible. Owners want to be able to sell the "playoff push" as long as possible, and the 2 point system ensures that lasts the…

Alaska?

You do know your flag has the colour red too, right?

+1 menstrual cycle

Don't worry they have plenty of toner as fax is still the primary mode of communication for the Bucks front office.

And of course I'm flying during the Canada-USA game. If the astronauts in the International Space Station can watch this live I'm sure as hell pissed off I can't watch this on a trans-Atlantic flight.

"The Roofie Smoothie"

I thought he died after eating it hard in this footrace. http://deadspin.com/here-is-video-…

Bear no like.

We don't care if ice dancing is rigged, just tell us which ice dancing pairs are fucking.

So Bosh smiling deems a post but this magnificent strut after Kessel scores a hat-trick yesterday does not? I don't know this site anymore.

That's the first thing I thought of when I saw River Plate in the article. Thank you.