Despite Putin's best efforts bears are still grabbing Willies out in the open.

Kid prevents photograph of bear at 1:39 of the video to comply with local laws.

So this WILL be the cover after the person responsible for the cover googles "sports illustrated cover".

Nice to see Eli Manning spending some of the offseason watching the Olympics.

Rob Ford.

The cocaine must have been peppermint flavored.

Looks like he eats +16% win or lose.

In the NFL would you rather be a great kicker on a shitty team or a shitty kicker on a good team?

At least the Rockets showed him a 1080p video.

If you are writing a third book what will it be about?

I hope this spawns another open letter to Bud Selig from Ralph Nader.

Future Jets draft pick material.

When Meth Addicts Attack

I will gladly take the over.

Thus a new future basketball player is born.

CORRECTION: Ray Whitney currently plays for the Dallas Stars, not San Jose Sharks.

The organization would make less money from attendance and television, because no one gives a motherfuck about Tuesday night's clash with the Tulsa 66ers.