I wear cotton sleep pants, as skin against skin only makes me hotter. Sleep with my head at the foot end of my bed where my AC blows. Also helps to keep your feet out from under the covers.

This is such a perfect metaphor for celebrity. Hard to know anything about people when you’re looking down on them, but you can still use them for some quick, cheap personal branding.

In Austin, people are surprised by the cost of living. To the people moving here from California and NYC, it’s cheap. To anyone else moving here, and to people who’ve lived here for more than 5 years, it’s expensive.

What exactly could he do about it? I sense some “magical Negro” stereotyping in your whining.

Never. At what point can we sit back and stop bending over backwards to make excuses for White folks?

“Also weird: that Ginsburg and Scalia are best freaking friends. I can’t... I just can never get over it.”

Evie Havok is a troll. She’s been doing this for a looooooong time and people always take the bait.

The amazing concept I’ve heard about is where you’re supposed to warn students if you’re gonna talk about something that challenges their values? I thought that’s why you went to college. My whole life has been a trigger warning, but you have been warned. So the trigger warning is in effect, and now back to the…

White girl outrage is always petty. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The best Grunge album ever written? Them’s fightin’ words Anna.

Meh. I hate to stand up for Coulter, because she is the ultimate troll, but as a non-hugger myself the fewer strangers I have to hug, the better. I say that as a dirty old legal immigrant myself. Don’t touch me and I won’t touch you. Can’t say I’ll stand with Coulter, but on this one I cannot blame her.

Now I feel like “At least America’s not alone” re: the shittiness of The Briefcase.

I’ve read two memoirs lately - Amy Poehler’s and Kim Gordon’s. I love Amy’s comedy and will stan for Leslie Knope forever, but her book made me like her less. Kim Gordon, on the other hand, actually qualifies in terms of ‘enough life lived’ to have something good to write, and I flew through that story. Wait until at…

“We seem to be living in the era of, “Everybody has a story to tell.” And yes, they probably do, but that sure as shit doesn’t mean they should.”

No. You’re a normal person with reasonable expectations for a movie beyond loud noises and crashes.

Why why WHY do people think women lie about rape?

I’m going to be that guy...It’s wreaking, not wrecking.

So basically both Divas did what they do best:

I agree that the American host family is irresponsible and totally to blame as they were in charge of the student. But stop it with the CHILD stuff. She's 16. She's a teenager who is a year or two away from being a legal adult (depending on which country she's in). It's not like she's a 7 year old who can't comprehend…

I’m not crazy about this all or nothing narrative.