If the police had found child pornography in his house, he would have gone to prison for that alone. Use common sense.

That is what I'm saying. They were written by Mitteager, they reflect Mitteager's own work, they have nothing to do with the FBI. The Daily Mirror lied.

The "FBI files" reported last year by the Daily Mirror came from Jim Mitteager, a "reporter" for the National Enquirer who would often offer people money to make up stories about celebrities.

I don't think Woody Allen's movies are as damning as people have been making them out to be. It's one thing to see a connection to leaving his girlfriend for a 20-year-old. But because Woody Allen dates a 17-year-old in Manhattan, he would obviously want to molest a 7-year-old in real life? Come on.

Michael Jackson was innocent. After the settlement of the 1993 civil suit, the alleged victim filed for emancipation from his parents, never spoke to them again, and told friends that there had been no abuse and he hated his parents for what they made him say. The D.A. wanted to burn Jackson at the stake ever after.

Downvoted for whining about downvotes.

Penn and Teller are never wrong, then?

*whoosh*

And Dewey is Walt?