I, uh, know I’m one of the guys fucking the planet, but like fuck those other guys fucking the planet, you know? The least I could do is some sort of global reach-around, right? [turns to Jess] Right? Get on that.

Yo I uh totally agree with you guys, you guys are cool, you guys are cool, I’m doin’ my part too man, protecting the planet, that’s what it’s all about...right on guys. Keep uh fighting the good fight. You’re cool, I like you. Don’t listen to these suits, all these...they don’t know things dude, they don’t know how it…

I love that her lawsuit stipulates that Disney has to hire her back and write her back into the show. Good luck with that lady.

“I mean Hitler was a monster, full stop, but”

(record scratch)

“Hitler was, you know, a demon on steroids, but he had some pretty good one-liners.”

I guess he was the White Power Ranger all along, huh.

You can just say fuck.

Having taught Gen z college kids for a few years, I can absolutely say that they are not nearly as sex forward as they present. Like, they conceptually understand that being sex positive is a good thing, they know how to sound sex positive, but have absolutely no concept of what that means on a fundamental level. Put…

This movie giving off serious Latrine Gun Kelly vibes.

The best thing about The Crow was the soundtrack album.

Naw lookit ere ya wee bawbag

Im sorry but every detail has me laughing hysterically.  This is objectively terrible and I feel bad for the actors involved.  But holy shit this is the funniest thing so far this year..

I've been to Scotland several times and I can tell you there is a lot of overlap between "AI created gibberish" and "Scottish people talking."

Maybe not, but If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks in two.

If there are flashbacks to Peru, there had better be a Home for Retired Bears in there. That’s the cinematic universe I’m here for.

But Jared Fogle wasn’t supposed to be a cornerstone of Disney’s next 5 years of films.

It’s funny, but I think my favourite Logan Roy insult was one we didn’t hear him say but had Tom report: “He did once call me the Cunt of Monte Cristo.”

It’s not inconceivable that Brian Cox is reprising his role as Stryker(?) in this. So we may get him telling Wambsgans to fuck off one final time. 

Looking forward to it, but without Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick I have doubts. I really don’t understand why they couldn’t be brought back. 

Wambsgans?!