I mean, it’s pretty on-brand for an American teacher of the French language to be linguistically pedantic and a religious bigot in equal measures.

What a bizarre comment. Because Splinter’s ownership has decided to accept ad revenue from Amazon, Hamilton should what, not write about the death of traditional retail workers? Boycott working for any company that accepts ad revenue from Amazon?

What the fuck is wrong with you!?

The human body is ill-equipped to process meat.

> nobody

Also, bees! </obligatory>

The vehicle’s exterior was heavily calcified and was obviously in the water for a significant amount of time.

Can we leave this child alone and not take her down like Jezebel did with Anne Hathaway, Taylor Swift, and all the other woman this website has gone after for no apparent reason.

Dash Rendar is canon, fight me.  

I harbor no sympathy for Lyft/Uber. If a business can’t pay its employees a living wage and give benefits it is NOT a valid business model. It is exploitation, simple as that.

First time saying this: thank god I’m too old to give a shit.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

“There were these hearings in the ‘30s where they brought rich people in front of Congress and just kind of trashed them.”

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

No, they just exploited that job market for years until it became the norm. Today, most people working fast food are adults, not teens.

$20 bucks for 3 hours is less than minimum wage.  That doesn’t sound great at all.

Obligatory.

This. I practically lived in the EU when I was a teenager, in some ways it is my Star Wars moreso even than the movies. 

Lots or non-nerdy people were into Star Wars. But the nerds were the ones really into Star Wars. A hallmark of nerd culture is diving in obsessively to a particular fandom. “Normal” people watched the movies and maybe had the action figures when they were a kid, but they didn’t read the EU books or buy every single…

The park service would have put divers in the water when the drowning happened but they would not have been kept around to try and find a camera unless foul play was strongly suspected. They would have been looking for a body, and once found that would have been the end of it. The park service also has slightly fewer…