Counterpoint:

I get asked is how much did I charge for <blank> service. People want to know your “worth” so they can decide where you belong.

The Presumption of Innocence is a legal principle that is foundational to human rights throughout the free world. Fortunately it’s not subject to being “flushed down the toilet” on the whim of the uninformed.

But what about that tickly feeling when I get out of the shower (or a pool, for that matter)? The only fix I’ve found is a q-tip.

Nope, and pretending it is, is pretty shit and weird.

Well, you “both sides” motherfuckers can shut the fuck up, I know that much.

Paper beats rock.

Harris and Biden busy trading blows, the sound of breaking glass and then JR shouts “BY GAWD! That’s Bernie Sanders’ music”!

“It’s a slobberknocker!!!”

How we got to this point:

It would have been a lot more watchable with Jim Ross running the show!

I will electrocute an elephant to prove how wrong you are.

Isn’t an “Edison style” bulb, by definition, supposed to be made of stolen ideas?

Yeah and based on that pew research, I’m fully backing those American white male atheists who are highly educated Democrats that support LGBT rights, believe in the right to choose, and are grown up enough to not require an invisible man in the sky for moral guidance. If being a white atheist means I don’t have to…

You say this like atheists go to atheist church to decide how best to evangelize atheism.  Problem with that, as an atheist I don’t care what you believe. Just don’t force it on me or anyone else. Don’t let it hold back scientific progress and don’t be a racist bigot justified by your misinterpretation of your…

The lesson here is clear:

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

Have you considered fucking fully off?

Wait, Esther, you never explained why you’d never been to Red Lobster - you leave your 16th-birthday story hanging with your mom asking you if you wanted to go. Why didn’t you go??