Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

$20 bucks for 3 hours is less than minimum wage.  That doesn’t sound great at all.

Obligatory.

This. I practically lived in the EU when I was a teenager, in some ways it is my Star Wars moreso even than the movies. 

Lots or non-nerdy people were into Star Wars. But the nerds were the ones really into Star Wars. A hallmark of nerd culture is diving in obsessively to a particular fandom. “Normal” people watched the movies and maybe had the action figures when they were a kid, but they didn’t read the EU books or buy every single…

I get asked is how much did I charge for <blank> service. People want to know your “worth” so they can decide where you belong.

Nope, and pretending it is, is pretty shit and weird.

Well, you “both sides” motherfuckers can shut the fuck up, I know that much.

Harris and Biden busy trading blows, the sound of breaking glass and then JR shouts “BY GAWD! That’s Bernie Sanders’ music”!

“It’s a slobberknocker!!!”

How we got to this point:

It would have been a lot more watchable with Jim Ross running the show!

The lesson here is clear:

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

Have you considered fucking fully off?

Wait, Esther, you never explained why you’d never been to Red Lobster - you leave your 16th-birthday story hanging with your mom asking you if you wanted to go. Why didn’t you go??

I love Southwest - I also happen to live near a hub. They allowed me to send my unaccompanied minor without the $100 fee that other airlines required. The thing to know is that you can only book Southwest on their site, they don’t book through aggregate vendors like Orbitz or whatever.

Carry on and personal bag, 2…

Looking forward to it.