I don’t need her to be a leftist dream, I need her to be better than Mitch. It’s a pretty low bar. Campaigning in a way that talks to voters she needs to win over, conservatives who have probably voted red their whole lives (or voted southern democrat when that was still a thing) is smart. 

I hope she gets traded to Portland so that every Thorn has its Rose.

“‘Fuck Trump’ chant interrupted by live Fox News report” may be closer to the truth.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Nope, absolutely not, no way am I falling for a cult.

okaaay they shoulda released it on June 21st then dang

The thing that just irrationally upsets me about this movie is that it should have came out on June 24th.

This is like if Independence Day had originally released on July 11th or something.

Don’t name a move after a day if you’re not going to release it on that day.

God damn marketers.

Okay I've read this book, and I would not have opened the doors because the Langoliers will get you.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

**We The Second Best**

DJ Khaled doesn't like going down on anything, and that includes the Billboard charts. 

Does GameFly not serve your area?

“This” is a weird spelling of Ivanka.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

“the official pest control provider to The San Diego Padres.”

Give me a ping Vasili, one ping only, please.

One ping, for range only

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

I can’t stand him. I don’t like his narrative movies -- Badlands and Thin Red Line take amazing source material and turn them into meditative thought bubbles that would be vastly better served by David Attenborough voice overs -- his MORE meditative, non-linear things are hopelessly up his own ass. 

Yeah because governmental policy should TOTALLY be based on anecdotal experiences, right? RIGHT?