I bet Ryan will be really impressed with himself when he reads this.

That Jetta already went on VWVortex to tell his "kill" story against that Ultima.

Money doesn’t buy you talent? I guess we know who was driving:

Welcome to the trash writing of Casey Chan.

*pincer movement

This guy is amazing. It’s completely elegant and balanced with some amazing surprises and always musical. This is what it looks like to be great at something.

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I am so glad I made this gif.

Man, I miss Tyler actually understanding what he was writing about…

Hey, look, we’ve given him enough shit about these clickbait posts that he’s including a summary.

You have just summarized why the general public is so fed up with the victim movement that sites like this so vehemently support.

Naw papersh. Shtate to shtate.

The reply to Matt’s FOIA request...

Like everything else he posts Casey Chan ( or the Sploid team pretending to be a person named Casey Chan ) has no clue....

I know Anthony Scalia is the bete noire of the bien pensant types that write for Gawker blogs, but the man was far more than the arch-conservative stereotype that you will all bang your spoons over. No single Justice was a more consistent defender of the 1st and 4th Amendments (he upheld flag burning as legitimate…

Something about this site... they take it personally when you say you walked out of something. I mentioned it regarding Avatar and people flipped the fuck out on me.

Hudson Hawk.