Pshh, everybody knows it is tactically superior to take Aqaba from the land!

Yup, a book about a relationship that is actually really abusive is A-okay to joke about on Good Morning American, but clearly consensual play?? GOOD GOD

Consenting adults? A’ight then. You do you.

stars for all my fellow nit-picky white chocolate is not chocolate peeps.

stars for all my fellow nit-picky white chocolate is not chocolate peeps.

“White Chocolate. Is. Neither.”

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

So much self-congratulatory bullshit in these comments. No one is handing out trophies, fellas.

XB-70.

There once was a man from Nantucket

Filming vertically is the real crime.

They have extremely complete medical kits on airplanes. Also, the captain is like God in his plane.

Dear God that looks awful. I'd almost rather have Skyline Chili. Almost.

So you use a small/mid-size unibody van to illustrate a story about large body-on-frame vans?

I like mine better.

Fixed it! (You knew this was coming.)

I love how this blog is passed off as fact...I guess he wants to point people to buying used cars to keep his car flipping going. More Jalopnik BS. If it weren't for Doug and few other good things I wouldn't even bother with this site anymore.

Reasons for leasing (as long as you aren't Jalopnik's typical 19 year old commenter)

I come to Jalopnik for cars, I stay for Foxtrot Alpha.