no whale penis leather, no plushest ever.

I don't think most drag cars run bead lock wheels do they? seems counter the purpose of drag slicks... dunno... I drive fast in both straight lines and corners...

Ugliest wheels evAr!

From JT's movie In Time:

Really? Too busy fapping to hold it still long enough for a clean shot?

Wut? No fold down lazy-fat-ass step ladder?

As a near life-time ATL resident this surprises me not in the least.

Yes, they are 70s era rockets but you glossed over the refurbed part, conveniently.

coulda fooled me... yah, u mad, bro..

Factory production != modified.

Wrangler's are fine stock, but the real fun starts when you lift them and put them on some bigger tires. Then you can take them off the street.

Let's face facts – you're not going to blow anyone's doors off with a stock Eclipse. But with capable AWD potential and lots of room for EVO parts, all you need to do is add power to live out your Fast and Furious fantasies.

The Smart ForTwo is a fine city car, but there's a lot of potential in this tiny rear-engined RWD chassis. Modifications can be as simple as putting in wider tires, or as crazy as swapping in a Hayabusa engine.

A great mid-engined chassis in need of more horsepower and grip. In stock form, it's a race car waiting to happen.

because Lisa Ann is also a prostitute?

Lisa Ann is also a prostitute.

Soccer is for fairy-boy socialists.

"that burning thing with Shermans" came about because ZeeGermans were trained to keep shooting at a tank until it burned. Shermans weren't the insta-Zippos that revisionist psuedo-history would like you to believe.

Denmark = Netherlands/Holland?