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"Clooney and Roberts have never been better!" - Larry Crowne, East Valley Community College News

We Trump supporters ALWAYS give 110%!

Thank the maker Wonder Showzen hasn't been canceled!

Trump may have a 65.4% unfavorable rating, but the other 44.6% of us think he's G-R-E-A-T!

You know who planted this idea in your head? You guessed it - Frank Stallone!

The dancing on Late Show with Stephen Colbert is its saving grace.

I've relayed this message to her management.

I think Crowe vigorously campaigned for a sketch where he could fondle Aidy.

Here's the thing that MANY people miss: Travis Bickle, since about 1980, looks just fine. He's supposed to be such a "square", "corny" and "out of touch" character with his short haircut, straight-legged jeans, western shirts and army jacket, compared to the hipper fashions of 1976, but when all that 70's fashion went

What's the food like in Heaven?

We all make innocent mistakes in our careers.

What's wrong with being racy?

Hi Jeb!

"Damn you orange floor-malade!"

Sounds like a rich person's Trash Humpers, with Aubrey Plaza in the role of the Hefty bag.

I'll literally watch anything filmed at Big Lots.

I'd watch Elizabeth Banks in ANYTHING!

"The lights are on, but you're not home/Your Will is Robinson."

"I am the man!"

Why is there such little love out there for "Housesitter"?