“You have selected: slow and horrible.”

Being knowledgeable is an almost instant disqualifier from being a Gawker “journalist”.

So on that basis, on that belief, you believe big oil has kept free energy from being a reality? That energy from the ether has been utilized but big oil thugs beat up whomever figures it out? Or is that just a nutjob conspiracy theory?

Drones buzzing over surfers? I see a resurgence of Skeet Surfin’... !

A Chrysler dealership didn’t do repairs properly? Shock! Shock I say! *realizes he owns a Jeep*

Don’t forget, “Back off, I’m almost doing the speed limit!” and the recurring series “The Many Wonders of the Grand Marquis”.

Perhaps, but I think there’s a real need for articles like “how to get young punks off your lawn” and “Blinker? What blinker?”

I’d just like to say that the girl in the picture can be as naughty a passenger as she wants ;)

The one who screams to pull over when you’re running from the cops. That shit takes a lot of concentration, damnit. Don’t interfere

You forgot Evolution!

I would add "The Honour Board of Dad Achievements That Get Better With Time"

http://xkcd.com/826/

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